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Today is the day I enter the world of flash! I will conquer all who stand in my way! I'll be as swift as the wind, and fierce like fire!

Now, on a more " sensable " note, I just learned how to make flash movies, and that's about it. I have recently increased my drawing skills, but I'm still quite a bit ways to go.

My original plan was to do some small projects, to get the hang of things. A wise man once said " every journey begins with a small step ". Well, I recently found out that same man caused millions of deaths when people thought they could take it slow and easy during a war. So, I'm firing up my mind, and going to bring up some super crazy ultimate...STICK FIGURES!

...too lazy to do my main project -.-

For some time I've been writing a story, and I've finally gone into the final edition. What I mean is, I kept changing the base of the story so much, and so many times, I finally put a stop to it. Anyhoo, it'll be a mix of medieval/future times, so anything can be possible.

Now, in it, people have special abilities. Yes, done in too many stories, but I still want to do it myself. Of course, like the stories I've seen with stuff like this, they always come out with cool ideas for abilities. So, I want to have some original, odd, but interesting powers. I've come up with many myself, but I'm always looking for input. So if any of you have thought up with some odd powers, tell me what it is, and what you could do with it.

Now, first of all, what I mean by powers are more or so elements. Like string, paper, optic, animal, etc. Paper could make oragami real life, optic could do optical illusions, animal would be imitating animals, and string could control people like a puppeteer. I don't want any elements like Wind, Thunder, Water, or any other really basic things. Unless you have some amazing idea for them, I don't want to hear it. Also, I don't want to hear jack-shit for wind. Even if you have the most complicated idea ever involving the most intricate things that could be done with the wind, I-don't-give-a-rats-ass. Why? It's my favourite element. I wanna use my own ideas for it. I don't mind if someone says " Hey! You used the element I mentioned! " for the other things, but I don't want to hear " Hey, you used that idea for wind I had! " just because it's my favourite element :P

Anyways, in the end, all this writing I did wont matter. I sort of doubt that anybody is going to find this post since I havn't made any name for myself here on newgrounds...yet...

Not kidding, yay school! Now, normally I dispise sleeping all day, but this time, I've got two computer classes. Guess what? I'M FINALLY GOING TO LEARN FLASH/ACTIONSCRIPT/JAVA! Ahahahahahaa!

But, it also sucks...I've got Math...bleh...Math...sure, It's one of my best subjects, but It's still boring as all hell. We're learning patterns...in Grade 11...I think I learned this in Grade 1. I have to try and force myself to be awake, but it's almost futile...ALMOST.

As for Gmod, I finally made an arm that can go up and down. Woohoo! To bad once I put a hand on the arm weighed too much. Ah well...

Finally, ScatMan's music is amazing. Makes me want to go and party!

So after hours upon hours of playing Gmod, I've decided to run over to newgrounds...and make one of my amazing superstundous news posts! OMG!

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I really didn't think of anything to write...

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I'M MAKING A ROBOT IN GMOD AND GOING TO FIGHT MY FRIEND! FUCKING YES!

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...we have to build our own cannons >.>...

Lessons Learned:

-Doors and tires do not make a cannon
-Setting the blast radius of an explosive can kill the user
-If you try to move fridge bot, he breaks
-If you try to turn fridge bot on, he falls down
-If you try to shoot another fridge bot, your game will freeze
-Hover cars need to float, thus, don't make them on the ground
-The head crab cannon, while ingenius, is also very hard to fire, as head crabs don't stay still
-You cannot attach a thruster to a ammo spawn
-Dropping StarGate Atlantis on your opponents can rape...if only that nail would break!
-You cannot give your opponents head crabs
-Head Crab > Fridge Bot
-Head Crab > Hover Car
-Wrench > Head Crab
-...WRENCH BEATS ALL!
-Propet is " The Walking Shoe Company ". Shoes that walk themselves!? I WANT A PAIR!
-Half Life Full Life Consequences 1+2 - That dude knows how to turn off his computer
-The exploding ball and chain may look cool, but is infact, weak as all hell
-Attatching a bunch of ragdolls together can NOT make a cool wiggling ball of death
-Lining things up can go to hell
-Pre-Made guns? Psha! We can make our own! - NEVER THINK THIS AGAIN
-Sure, you have a quantim storage device that after it is activated, it can suck up anything. You think you can shoot that at your opponents before it sucks you up? Think again.
-HOLY SHIT, STOP THE WORLD! IT'S 1 GIL!
-Refugees are suicidal. Put a zombie near them, they'll run into it.
-Fridge Bot + Hover Car = Bad idea
-Pikachu requires a thunder stone to evolve into raichi
-Phoenix Storm 3 is the gayest as mod I've ever encountered in my life! IT'S TAKEN ME THE PAST 32 HOURS TO DOWNLOAD IT, AND EVERY TIME THE INTERNET EITHER DROPPED, THE DOWNLOAD DIDN'T DOWNLOAD PROPERLY, OR THE GOD DAMN FILE WAS DELETED! - 5 hour downloads suck
-I should give up on downloading Phoenix Storm 3
-The chair was the best thing ever invented for a cockpit...when you have phoenix storm 3 >.<
-The nuclear missile owns all!
-I got owned by a nuclear missile!
-NO NUCLEAR WARFARE!
-Even if you attached 5 thrusters to a fountain and shoot it out of your chest, it can still turn around and hit you in the face.
-Don't put a timed explosion on a flying rocket fountain
-I'm still typing this crap
-I've made up 2-4 things here
-But that's only 2-4
-Another comment that shows you something
-(3+5^2-22*5)/2=-41
-I do not hate my life...I FUCKING LOVE IT! Poor, irresponsible, drug/achohal free...what more could you ask for? Parents don't care if I'm lazy as long as I'm not drunk/high! Heck, I get payed for sitting on my ass all day eating apples and drinking whatever is in the fridge(I really don't care anymore...wierd).
-Religion can go to hell, but people would still follow it
-My desk is 3x4 inches.
-I just ate a pickle
-I have only 30k character remaining. Oh noes!

In conlcusion, I learned all of that from playing gmod. Jeeze...

In short, after 7 year of naming, I've finally come up with a name for the weapons in my story. What story is that? Check the portal...by next year I might not be lazy and make a flash animation about it :)

It's been a month since I started, same ol same ol. Only difference from before( I made an account) is that I can review, and make crappy animations seem crappier :D or good animations seem crappier XD

GO NG!

Just joined NG today and I REALLY want to do something...anything perhaps, not just create an account and that's it. I plan to make flashes in the upcomming year or so, and I'm HOPING that people might like my idea for a flash series i thought up of.

So, hello to all who enjoy and are part of, Newgrounds.com!